10 Coolest SEO Jokes with no Need for Optimization

I have visited a few forums and blogs to collect these SEO jokes and I can say for sure, most of these jokes were once tailored for lawyers, but in the end there is not much difference between the two. Wait, that was a joke, well I won’t count it, the fact is that these are all jokes, don’t get insulted, I am an SEO myself, but if you can’t laugh at a good joke there is nothing I can do about it. If that is the case feel free to drop me a line, even negative feedback is feedback.

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1. The company search Optimization officer died – The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.
2. What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires? Vampires only suck blood at night.
3. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick.
seo jokes - priceless 4. Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs? Even hyenas have some dignity.
5. It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
6. Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
7. Q: What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

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8. Two SEOs watching a girl with big boobs on trampoline? 1st: I hate it? 2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.
9. How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?
10. Why won’t sharks attack SEOs? Professional courtesy.

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Heh, these are just the ones that really made me laugh, especially number 1, 3, 8 and 9, these SEO jokes are killers.

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Again, for those of you that don’t like these SEO jokes feel free to leave a comment, I appreciate all the feedback.

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25 Response to 10 Coolest SEO Jokes with no Need for Optimization

  1. Aswani on December 10, 2010

    Hmm…really cool ones…LOL :D:D

  2. search engine marketing on December 10, 2010

    Wow! amazing jokes regarding never heard before keep up the good work.I definitely share these SEO jokes with my friends…

  3. lawmacs on December 12, 2010

    Very funny but some can be considered as reality especially no 10 Zarko a good laugh is need it release stress nice jokes bro.

  4. Felicia @ No Deposit Poker on December 18, 2010

    Hi, I really do not understand most of the SEO lingo, but I find 6, 7, 8, and 10 to be hilarious. I especially like the two last pictures though.

  5. sureshpeters on December 19, 2010

    tat is awesomeee..cool dude

  6. seph from search engine optimization on December 20, 2010

    These are new to me that there are jokes related to SEO.When I think of what are the examples of these jokes,I can’t think of one.But here it is.

    By the way,these jokes are funny but find those more funny,just a request.I hope that it will be read by other people.

  7. Anna on January 2, 2011

    I have never heard any jokes about SEO! They are really cool, at least, some of them. I like the one about sharks and seo experts :)

  8. Web Design Company on January 10, 2011

    LoL !!! Awesome Jokes … Where did you found all this Jokes :)

  9. Jonathan@Medical Coding Training on February 15, 2011

    Hey – let’s face it, SEO is hard enough work that we all deserve a good laugh from time to time. Just goes to show that it’s possible to make something funny out of the most technical (and – ahem! – boring) tasks! #6 made me smile the most.

  10. Maria Pavel@CNA Training on March 1, 2011

    “I’m sorry but we’ve changed the algorithm”, have not yet stopped from laughing, but i’m trying really hard.
    Thanks for putting a smile on my face, Zarko. God knows i need one. Let’s just hope he doesn’t change his algorithm till i get there.

  11. seo service nepal on March 15, 2011

    all the jokes are excellent .but i love robots.txt one it is great

  12. Fast-directory on April 18, 2011

    the last one in which the poor soul was stopped due to the change in algorithm was the best.

  13. seo outsourcing on May 3, 2011

    A refreshing change of scenery…Into humor. Very clever written material. I will share this via twitter.

  14. SM Web Design on May 9, 2011

    I actully lol’d at a few of those how depressing. You’ve earned a trackback!

  15. Internet Marketing & SEO on May 14, 2011

    Ha ha great Jokes!!! I’ll share one more.
    Q. What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?
    A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

  16. Zarko on May 15, 2011

    hehe, nice one :)

  17. Veronica Cervera@Miami Real estate on June 23, 2011

    Hilarious! I was really not aware that there were SEO jokes and humors as well. Zarko, what you posted has made me realize that its like ages now since I last had a big hearty laugh straight out from the heart. Getting pressed down with all the stress from work can deprive us from the good things of life and even these jokes are much needed to keep us enlightened. I liked 7 and 10 the most and yes! do keep sharing such humors :)

  18. Ferienwohnungen on November 17, 2011

    Haha joke N0 8 is really great :)
    But i dont just want to let me Link here.. i got one little Joke too…

    *** why does a seo dont like to have twins… ?

    …duplicate content :) LOL ***

  19. Sherin on December 1, 2011

    Well appreciated For taking some time to share these !!

    1 small joke from me
    Q.How Does SEO survive in a traffic Jam ? A. He will search on Google !!

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  21. causes of cerebral palsy on January 13, 2012

    Hahahah, great jokes. And the irony on this page is priceless :)

  22. Green card Renewal on January 25, 2012

    Very refreshing. One of the best joke. I really LOL on #6 & 7 jokes. awesome. :D

  23. Janna Jungclaus on February 26, 2012

    I love number 1, 6, 7 and 9. I was actually coming past to find an SEO joke to share at a networking event but I don’t think anyone who is not into SEO will get these ones :) Thanks for sharing!

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  25. seo outsourcing on April 19, 2012

    haha.. yes SEOs are the baby politician, and yes they suck blood even in daylight. Good one. Thanks for this post, I will definitely share and tell my colleagues about it.

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