I have visited a few forums and blogs to collect these SEO jokes and I can say for sure, most of these jokes were once tailored for lawyers, but in the end there is not much difference between the two. Wait, that was a joke, well I won’t count it, the fact is that these are all jokes, don’t get insulted, I am an SEO myself, but if you can’t laugh at a good joke there is nothing I can do about it. If that is the case feel free to drop me a line, even negative feedback is feedback.
1. The company search Optimization officer died – The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.
2. What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires? Vampires only suck blood at night.
3. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick.
4. Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs? Even hyenas have some dignity.
5. It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
6. Q: What do blackhat SEO’s eat on Thanksgiving? A: Keyword stuffing
7. Q: What did the SEO do on his honeymoon? A: He put a “nofollow” outside the door.
8. Two SEOs watching a girl with big boobs on trampoline? 1st: I hate it? 2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.
9. How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?
10. Why won’t sharks attack SEOs? Professional courtesy.
Heh, these are just the ones that really made me laugh, especially number 1, 3, 8 and 9, these SEO jokes are killers.
Again, for those of you that don’t like these SEO jokes feel free to leave a comment, I appreciate all the feedback.